only 4 days left before Blanche and I make our debut.
In past Bag Lady shows, we've seen some good and some really, really bad performances. I'll be happy to be somewhere right in the middle. After the last show, however, I implore you to be honest with me when I'm there in paint and dress. If I have too much back fat, TELL ME!!
As much as we shit-talked one performer in particular, do NOT let me go through that from total strangers. You know I'd rather hear it from you. I do NOT want to walk around with back boobs hanging over my bra straps. He may have tried to play it off like they were just prominent shoulderblades (think Knightley, Olsen or Ritchie), but if they were, those were some super jiggly scapulae. I would personally rather not embarrass myself or any of you for that matter, so just let me know.
You've made me a big, mean girl...I can take it.
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I said your hair looks nice...
Today...
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